Nothing Doing

I have 20 minutes to finish this article.  After that I must leave.

Got nothin’ to say.

That’s my vice, by the way.  Nothing.  Specifically, doing nothing… which is something others would consider unimportant.

Having said that, I’m not doing nothing right now.  Nothing requires time to do nothing in.  In 25 minutes I’ll be at my old office selling a desk to someone.  That’s not nothing.  It’s not nothing for a number of reasons.  For starters, there’s the whole clock ticking thing.  You can’t do nothing and watch the clock at the same time.  That’s just a waste of time.

The proper way to do nothing is to have nothing to do all day long.  In that way, you free yourself from the tyrannical grip of time that would otherwise be squeezing upon you.

Actually, that’s pretty much the only thing that qualifies as doing nothing.  Otherwise you’re just doing nothing improperly, which isn’t nothing, as I’ve previously said before.

Gotta wrap this up now.  Got something to get to.

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